We've got a chance to bail out of this hellhole for a weekend this March.
(Ok, that's strong language. Actually, if more of you knew how abso-fucking-lutely fabulous it is to live here... well, it wouldn't be because even more of you would move here. Stay out, bastards!)
Rules: must be for a weekend, three days max. Must be continental US. Must have two of three factors: tanning/laying by pool, heavy drinking, something to do. Some of our choices:
California. PHF vetoed this at about "Ca-"
Vegas. Lettt's see, beer in hand for 55 hours straight, wild sex whenever/wherever I want, shows, crazy folk on the street, and a perpetual grin from the inanity of it all. Yeah, it's a contender.
Florida. During spring break that makes oh so many towns we'd have to avoid. However, the tan factor helps push it up there. Perhaps Key West? I can taste the rum punch now, as well as feel the sand between my toes...
South Texas. Never been to Padre. However, PHF frowned over the spring break factor. He just hasn't had time to contemplate the college-aged eye candy. Of course, it goes without saying that it was the first thing to come to my mind.
Chicago. It's been 15 years at least since I stomped my old grounds. Could be fun. Could be cold and shitty weather. Lots of beer and shopping and shit to do though. Hmmm...
New York. Never been. Long flight. Overwhelming for a weekend, perhaps? Could be shitty weather as well. Lots to do, lots to drink.
Aspen. Yes, we could fly there and ski and pahtay with the money types. Or I can sleep in my own bed at the lake and drive 45 minutes to ski for a whole hell of a lot less trouble.
That was all we could come up with tonight. Ideally I want to relax, tan, party at night; or in the case of Vegas, party every single minute and fuck the tan.
Any ideas out there??