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überculture: n. 1 culture über alles; lit. culture above all. 2 official American religion where Money, Fame, and PC are the Holy Trinity, Media the priests, and Punkrots the congregation (eg. PEOPLE Magazine, CNBC, Google, WIRED, the club scene, the Hills and Jonas Bros, Brangela and their 25 kids, Mama Mia, XBox vs PS3, Phelps on the cover of Sports Illustrated, the coasts, girls without underpants, boys with obvious underpants, Obama, Roxy and Abercrombie, Uggs with shorts, et cetera).

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