Sorry to spit. Did you get any on ya?

I know you think I'm all sexy and smooth and hot. (To some small degree.)

Hate to burst your bubble, but I'm the type of person who gets her purse straps caught on door knobs. I can't make things fit on shelves that should. Yo dog, I'm a fuckin clutz. I obsess over stupid stuff like unreturned emails and experience inane joy over short, downhill bike rides.

I'm like the guy from Weezer.

where i come from isn't all that great
my automobile is a piece of crap
my fashion sense is a little wack
and my friends are just as screwy as me

I'm a fuckin geek, so welcome to the party.

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