you do the math

This just in from our bathroom correspondent:

We had three. They suffered two casualties (two died on their own--likely from hurling themselves against the Bathroom Light God). Now there are FIVE, count 'em, FIVE ladybugs. I suck at math, but even to me that doesn't work.

Pause for politispeak: I know that they're harmless, beneficial even, but I don't have aphids in my bathroom. They've got to move on. There's just no life to be had up there on my bathroom ceiling.

My daughter has named them all, too, by the way.


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