now he wants to be a girl

Dumbgasm just ran his name through a compatability/dating program at his school, only he changed his name to the female version. Think Pat... no, think, hmmm, Michael to Michelle. Anyway, he came up with a list of names of guys who would work and is wondering if any of them will call...

If I were him I'd be wondering if they'll come to his sleepover. No word on how that went down (or whom), or if the sleepover even happened, but I still hoping.

2 comments:

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Uuhhmmmmm....maybe I will quit reading so I will not have nightmares. night.
Blue

Never Sober Man said...

I suppose the next step is to log onto gay porn sites just to see if anyone has the same waterbed sleepover fantasies as him, but of course, just for experimental purposes.