The latest from Dumbgasm, incriminating names edited out to protect the innocent, colors edited out to protect the brain cells:
Do you know the awkward feeling you get when you start talking to someone in the hallway, right before they head into the bathroom? It happens alot in [building]. Those bathrooms right there by the student lounge? Today I was walking past them, and someone I had made eye contact with and was about to greet to hung a left and went right into the womens bathroom. That was close. I almost said hello, which would have led to her standing with the door half open saying hi back. Creepy.
Creepy, indeed. If you're, like, twelve.
And a commentbox response:
I know how you feel. Today I was coming from the basement to our building and this girl was going to walk past me so I like stop and talked to her when I realized I was standing right in front of the bathroom door. So i felt kinda awkward as i figured out she wanted to go use the room.
On that note, I've got to go pee.