i need a sound fucking

But it's not why you think. (Ok, partly it's why you think.) But mostly it's for medicinal purposes.

Have you ever had a bad cold/cough/sinus infection? Of course. Have you ever fucked anybody while you had the above? Clears the head like nothing else.

That it comes back is ok. You just do it every four hours or so, and you don't get that jittery feeling like you do from too much Sudafed.

Yup.

10 comments:

T Kwong said...

Actually, any strenuous activity will do that; running would have done the same thing.

You shouldn't do it too often because you do tire easier, thus making your deppressed immune system worse, but it does work.

I react to Sudafed's like junkies to amphedamines, which makes sense as they are related.

-Thomas

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You runners are a different breed.

GoodKing Alan said...

That definitely explains why my brother the marathon runner didn't ever have a girlfriend, If I had know runners thought it was so similar I would have bought him a movie or something to show the difference..

Rina said...

I vote for the sex, please. It's generally a lot more fun than running, anyway.

Jack said...

Any excuse to have sex, huh?

Greg said...

What's next? "ooh someone please fuck me i'm having trouble going to bed". "ooh someone please fuck me i have a splinter in my finger". Sex, if beating around the bush could make a sound this post would be it. Jack hit the nail on the head. Me and him will arrive in Colorado shortly.

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Never mind. I went and worked out instead.

lou said...

Since when does someone need an excuse?? ;-)

sex scenes at starbucks said...

No shit, Lou. Thx.

T Kwong said...

All I was saying was that if fucking wasn't available, then working out would produce the same head-clearing effect.

Running beats lifting any day.

-Thomas