gee this is fun, and it's all about me!

OK, I just found Greg's questions, shut down Word, and poured meself another whiskey, so here goes:

If I show you mine will you show me yours? Nope.

Okay just playing.

1. Okay little miss anonymouse (intentional), if you could rate your looks on a scale from 1-10, what would it be? I've been over this before. I think I'm about a seven - but do guys constantly stare at sevens? (Seven? Opinion? We've not heard from you in awhile.) So, eightishly-ninishly, I guess, (PHF, feel free to speak up at any time) if you like short, tone chicks...
2. Do you think the pope is cute? Tough one. Priests are always cute because they are so... hornier than thou, right? But he's not appeared in any recent fantasies.
3. If my penis was 3 inches long, but i was a very, very passionate man, would you still make love to me? Hypothetical, i know you're taken. Been there, done that. Hate to break it to you guys, but... Jebus, don't make me say out loud. However, there are other, often more effective ways to please your luva. Passion goes a long way. A long way.
4. Would you laugh at it? Not to its face.
5. No really, i'm passionate though. Ok, ok, I'd sure as hell have fun with it here. Praise the blog gods I'm not single.
6. What makes the world go round? Biscotti. With chocolate in the middle.
7. Were you a crazy teenager? I suppose... yes.
8. Are you a crazy adult? No doubt I am. If you require confirmation, ask Vir.ti.go or Fire Faerie or Speed Racer.
9. Wanna get crazy? Define crazy.
10. Insert your own question to yourself here, and answer it for me. Fuck, Greg, what a cop-out. OK...
Thinking of starting any other blogs? Yeah, I did, actually.
What about? Nymphomanical sex.
What's the url? Nice try. You guys will never find it or know it's me. Completely anon? Completely anon.

15 comments:

Greg said...

Hmm a seven... excellent, it means so much to me that the author of one of my favorite blogs is marginally hot... Okay i'm being sarcastic, but its always nice to know. High five to all the beautiful people, and Shaqueeta too.

And i'm just playing about the whole small penis bit. I lay the pipe. No really. I swear it. They call me the spelunker. I dig em out. I bruise thighs. Okay i'm done.

But i'm really passionate.

sex scenes at starbucks said...

I'm actually a 13.9. I just didn't want to make you feel bad, what with your small penis and all.

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Therefore, you will not tell people about the other blog.
Well you write like you are really a 15 so you should be proud of all your writing, this coming from a guy, who just walked write out of the hypocrite closet, who is always editing his bog weeks after something is posted, and tell us...pppwwwwwwweeeeeeaaaasssseeeeee!!!!!!

You are a damn good writer, not that I am flirting, don't take this the wrong way, I am just bored at work posting comments on your blog, to give you confidence, so that you tell us about your secret blog; not that I don't mean what I say, it's just I am saying is that it would be nice to see such a nice person like you, not that I think I know you....

OK I will stop!

LOL

Have a great writing day!

sex scenes at starbucks said...

Golly, you guys make me all happy inside. Thanks, but I'm still not gonna tell.

Vir.ti.go said...

Okay, this sounds like the perfect time to mention that I once had an attempted pickup from a guy who said he had his name legally changed to Miles Long. The sad thing is he was kinda cute but after that line all I could do was laugh at him.

Krypto said...

I guess I'll have to keep the location of my webpublished erotica a secret, too, then.

Nyah.

sex scenes at starbucks said...

I got pictures. You got pictures??

Hey! Shouldn't you be teaching fine young minds a thing or two right about now?? Or is it movie day, *again*?

Derek Knight said...

heh.

Jack said...

I look at sevens. Sevens are hot. Oh yeah.

daniel said...

well im sure all the 3-inch willied men are happy to know that passion goes a long way when their stiffy wont.
So, you recon the guy asking the question is built like my thumb or was it hypothetical?

[quote]but do guys constantly stare at sevens?[/quote]
Especially when the 7 is in the company of a 4 or 5 or 6.
7's work.. but it all depends on your scale.. some people would rate a 7 a 5 and others a 9.. so it depends on standards... how long its been since you pierced the pork-sword... oh.. and how much you have drunk or what tablets have been taken.
Its not an easy answer to question or easy question to answer even.
Personally I check out a good 7!

Anonymous said...

speaking of penis lenght (!) I have heard tall men have short penises and short men have long ones. So if Greg has a 3 inch penis he should be very tall !!!

Anonymous said...

speaking of penis lenght (!) I have heard tall men have short penises and short men have long ones. So if Greg has a 3 inch penis he should be very tall !!!

Greg said...

i'm 5'7

Greg said...

On a scale from 1-10 i rate my penis a seven.

sex scenes at starbucks said...

yeah, 7 or 10, you sure got 'em talking. comments are more fun than the posts.

are you referring to inches??

i'll post later. i'm off to have a day.