OK, I just found Greg's questions, shut down Word, and poured meself another whiskey, so here goes:
If I show you mine will you show me yours? Nope.
Okay just playing.
1. Okay little miss anonymouse (intentional), if you could rate your looks on a scale from 1-10, what would it be? I've been over this before. I think I'm about a seven - but do guys constantly stare at sevens? (Seven? Opinion? We've not heard from you in awhile.) So, eightishly-ninishly, I guess, (PHF, feel free to speak up at any time) if you like short, tone chicks...
2. Do you think the pope is cute? Tough one. Priests are always cute because they are so... hornier than thou, right? But he's not appeared in any recent fantasies.
3. If my penis was 3 inches long, but i was a very, very passionate man, would you still make love to me? Hypothetical, i know you're taken. Been there, done that. Hate to break it to you guys, but... Jebus, don't make me say out loud. However, there are other, often more effective ways to please your luva. Passion goes a long way. A long way.
4. Would you laugh at it? Not to its face.
5. No really, i'm passionate though. Ok, ok, I'd sure as hell have fun with it here. Praise the blog gods I'm not single.
6. What makes the world go round? Biscotti. With chocolate in the middle.
7. Were you a crazy teenager? I suppose... yes.
8. Are you a crazy adult? No doubt I am. If you require confirmation, ask Vir.ti.go or Fire Faerie or Speed Racer.
9. Wanna get crazy? Define crazy.
10. Insert your own question to yourself here, and answer it for me. Fuck, Greg, what a cop-out. OK...
Thinking of starting any other blogs? Yeah, I did, actually.
What about? Nymphomanical sex.
What's the url? Nice try. You guys will never find it or know it's me. Completely anon? Completely anon.