I'm bailing on you folks for a couple of weeks for yer typical lo-rent vacation. Dirt bikes entow, we're heading to KANSAS (no Toto jokes--really, so original, aren't you?) for some motocross, some stock car racin', some beer drinkin' on the pontoon, some more beer drinkin' on another pontoon, and some bikini wearin' at all of the above.
Tonight we're also buying tickets to our JAMAICAN vacation next spring break...private villa on the beach, pool, lush gardens, children's wing, staff, private DRIVER, chef...
I also have the slightest chance at heading to BELFAST this summer (no shit, Conduit) but it's looking too expensive.
We're well rounded vacationers.