AN OPEN LETTER TO BAYER:
I bought the Bayer Advanced for my arthritic mother and we spent TWENTY MINUTES CUTTING THEM OUT OF THE FUCKING PACKAGE WITH SCISSORS. You should be ashamed of your packaging (of course we threw away most of it).
I wish there was a product that worked better for her so we could never buy BAYER again. Who does your marketing and packaging? Twenty-five-year-old men who never take your product??
If you have balls you'll answer this message AND change your packaging to something more reasonable for someone who needs your 500 mg product.... someone like, you know, an older arthritic woman. But I'm assuming you're just a big corporate asshole who won't answer nor change from your money-grubbing ways.
I triple-dog-dare you to prove me wrong.