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Dude. Am I busy? Fucking BUSY.

You can tell it's true by the total lack of posting here. I know, copout.  Here's where I am today talking about some writer thing like I know anything about it, replete with the cover of my book. Those so totally don't count as posts and just who the hell do I think I am, anyway? NO ONE, or I wouldn't have to hawk myself; it'd just happen like osmosis, man.

To date:
  • Important Deadline next week.
  • Vacation and/or company since mid June.
  • Husband doing some international travel.
  • Two bathrooms under the slowest construction ever. (for the record, going down the hall sucks. It's a long hall. And my house is haunted. Ghosts so TOTALLY watch me pee at night.) (one of those isn't true)
  •  School starts in 3 weeks and 12 days of those days will be taken up with more company.I love me some company, but maybe just not so much all at once. Seriously. Plus I can't clean the house because did I mention we're under construction? Vacuuming and dusting lasts approximately 4 minutes.
  • Nearly  zero writing getting done.
  • Did I mention the deadline? 
  • Frustration sets in. 
 So there's where I am in the Horrible Awful Terrible No Good Summer of 2011. Where are you?

2 comments:

Marlena Cassidy said...

Ghosts always haunt bathrooms. This is a well-known fact.

I hope things pick up for you, especially the construction. It's just upsetting the ghost even more.

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That's true, Marlena. No wonder it feels so creepy in the hallway at night! :) Thanks for stopping by!