winner!

Aaaaannnnnnddddd the winner is 

EVE!!
Eve, you've won a copy of QUENCHED. Email me your email address and I'll send you your copy! My email on sidebar->>>>

And, here is Eve's joke in full:

A trout in the lake looks up and sees a fly. He says "if only that fly would drop six inches then I could get him."

A bear on the shore sees the trout looking up at the fly. The bear says "if only that fly would drop six inches then the trout could get him and I could get the trout."

A hunter on the ridge sees the bear looking at the trout looking at the fly. He says "if only that fly would drop six inches then the trout could get the fly, the bear could get the trout, and I could shoot the bear."

There are some crackers in the hunter's pocket and a mouse behind the hunter. The mouse says "if only that fly would drop six inches, then the trout could get him, the bear could get the trout, the hunter could shoot the bear, the crackers could fall out of the hunter's pocket, and I could get the crackers."

Behind the mouse there's a tree. Up in the tree there's a cat. The cat says "If only that fly could drop six inches, then the trout could get him, the bear could get the trout, the hunter could shoot the bear, the crackers could fall out of the hunter's pocket, the mouse could get the crackers, and I could get the mouse."

All of sudden the scenario takes place. The fly drops six inches, the trout gets the fly, the bear gets the trout, the hunter shoots the bear, the crackers fall out of the hunter's pocket, the mouse gets the crackers, the cat leaps for the mouse.....annnnnnnnnnd misses and hits the water.

The moral of the story is every time the fly drops six inches the pussy gets wet.

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