Apparently, the fifth grade boys had a vote on whether Old Spice or Axe is better. Axe won by a sizable margin. Obviously the kids didn't see THIS:
I could watch this over and over (not that I have, I just could) and I'm going to [name redacted] to buy the hubbin Old Spice body wash and a khaki loofa.
Oh, and hey, did you notice I EMBEDDED THE VIDEO? Thanks for all your help--Not.
Srsly though, thx to Becky for showing me the vid.