There's a new swearword in town, thanks to the husband, and it's Bush.

Conveniently interchangeable with "fuck," it's child-friendly (till it really takes off) and clearly states your political views all in one breath!

(To be) common usages:

"Oh, Bush, I really bushed that up."

"Bush off."


"Bush you."

"You're Bushing nuts!"

Not so common usage:

"Wanna Bush?" cuz that's just gross.

As soon as I figure out how, I'm gonna enter it into the Urban Dictionary.

Ok. Maybe not. It's just got some dumb crap in it, besides the 208 definitions for "Bush." So we'll do it without their help. Just start using it. It'll catch on.

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