Heading out to a 20th HS reunion. Not mine, thank whatever gods are listening. I skipped that bullshit.
There's a pool party at this one. Yeah. Cuz what a bunch of 38 year old guys wanna do is get into swim suits in front of the chics they used to dream about while they jacked off.
I figure the chic planning it just got divorced and spent her settlement on plastic surgery. I'll let you know. This crowd: more likely than you think.