I'm thinking of a solution to a problem. Well, to clarify, I've come up with the problem, but not the solution. I started worrying over it when Greg noticed I called him Gregory. I was writing a rather mundane comment in response whilst thinking:
See, the problem with "Greg" is I don't tend to want to scream it out during sex. "Gregory..." works for slow sex. Yeah, he does that pretty well. Only he's not for slow sex all the time. What to call him when he's really goin' at it? Hmm. I must think up a solution to this problem. Not everyone can be named jackJackJACK!, but everyone deserves a good sex name.
Parents should be thinking of this when they name thier kids. My kids actually made out pretty well, but PHF's and my parents OBVIOUSLY didn't have fucking in mind when they named us. Especially with my name. Sheesh. It SUCKS for that. Of course, PHF has come up with an alternative for me. He's such a good, kind, wonderful man.
I think it should be law actually. I bet we could get it buried in a huge war finance bill or the social security revamp. Or, I know, maybe it could be like a tribal name, your secret name that only your lover gets to learn. Knowing your true name is supposed to give someone power over you. So knowing your sex name could give that person the power to make you cum. So instead of saying "She's such a slut," we could say, "Everybody knows her name." Like Lunatic. Quite a few chics know his name.
This name issue gets me to thinking. I didn't take to "Sex" right off. Actually I kinda hated it. Can't recall who it was, Greg or Jack, who started it. Greg, I'd venture to say. But I was all, "No, that's not ... I mean... that's not who I am." I even tried to start another name, but Sex persisted.
Somebody asked me a couple of weeks ago if I liked it. I shrugged. It's my name. I like it ok now.
I haven't been called "Sex" by anybody in person, but PHF loves to tell people at parties that my online name is Sex. I'm going out tomorrow night. If someone asks me what my name is, I'm gonna say, all low and shit:
And lick my lips.
Heh. Dare me?