Dumbgasm is on Spring Break in FL. He posts pix almost daily. No, not bewbies. They're more like his buddies throwing a baseball on the beach. (Isn't it supposed to be frisbies?) There's one of him laying out on the beach. He's very skinny and very pale.
Shit, I'm going to need asthetic therapy.
Anyway, it's a curious group - five guys and a relatively cute chic (well, she looks cute from the back - maybe she's got a harelip or something.)
Dumbgasm wears short-shorts to tan in, and complains that he might show more than he means to sometimes, so he'll have to be careful. It's all for Trent's benefit, I'm sure.
I got to see Trent, too. He's actually not awful. Dumbgasm obviously has a total crush on the dude, and Trent actually doesn't look all that gay. But then, in the pic where they're playing volleyball they all look quite gay, like they are hitting the ball as if they don't want to break a nail. Dumbgasm even says:
Look! My hands are doing nothing.
He must have just had a manicure at the spa.
They also played poker last night, and he called it Christian Poker. Does anybody know what that means? I thought gambling was off for the die-hards. But maybe they were going to donate the pot to charity or something.
Spring Break is wasted on the young. They clearly have no idea what fun is.