I've been meaning to look up my first post because Jack (see sidebar for link - yeah, that guy) wrote a piece on first posts awhile back. Clever? Doubtful. But top marks for conciseness. It was just a wee quickie from way back in September:
I can't wait to see if I come up under sex in google. This could be a big responsibility.
Guess I should go google it, eh?
Ok, I'm back. But why ain't I first on the list? Oh well, eighth ain't bad, I guess.
Let's try just sex, shall we?
Holy fuck! 340,000,000 choices? I don't have the time to wade through all that!