i'm a sex bomb. big revelation there

Stole these personality tests from Mitchieville.

My score:
You are a WRCL--Wacky Rational Constructive Leader. This makes you a Golden God.

You think fast and have a smart mouth, and you are a hoot to your friends and razorwire to your enemies. You hold a grudge like a brass ring. You crackle.

Although you have a leader's personality, you often choose not to lead, as leaders stray too far from their audience. You probably weren't very popular in high school--the joke's on them!

You may be a rock star.

Hey, get me. I could be a rock star some day.

I took the relationship one too. What do you think - is this me? Aside from the cheating -- I get all the raunchy nasty a girl could ever desire right here at home. Obviously internet flirting is another animal, altogether... and no, I did not make up the first line, Greg and Jack. (For those of you who are new to SS@S, they're the ones who gave me the name "Sex" so many months ago.)

You are a XSYG--Expressive Sentimental Physical Giver. This makes you a Sex Bomb.

You are sexy sex sex sex! The sexness! You are the sexiest, hottest and most charismatic of all types. You are a captivating speaker and a great dinner date -- relaxed, self-effacing, charming and generous. Your type probably has origins in something sad -- trying to keep the peace in a tough family situation, or an early heartbreak -- and you'll probably want to address and resolve that at some point, but in your relationships that heartache is pure gold!

You lie effortlessly -- not necessarily a bad thing. You can have problems with fidelity. You need frequent praise and validation, and in seeking it you can make decisions that aren't consistent with your general good judgment. In other words, don't cheat on your significant other just because someone is paying attention to you.

You strongly dislike conflict, and will avoid it. Like an XPYG, you give so much of yourself to your partner that you feel dismissed and unappreciated if you don't get the same in return. But you internalize your feelings more and have a hard time getting over them. You don't *want* to cheat -- you just keep finding yourself in vulnerable situations. But you'll stay with your partner in the long run from guilt and a desire to please.

Your sex life will always be hot. You are one of the rare people who can keep the fires of passion going forever -- if you find a good match. Find another XSYG and you will never need (or want) anyone else again.


Jack said...

I'm a WECF (Wacky Emotional Constructive Follower), apparantly, which of course is "Fuck You" backwards.

I never take this shit seriously, usually because it doesn't tell me what I want to hear.

T Kwong said...

"You are a SRDL--Sober Rational Destructive Leader. This makes you a Mob Boss."

I told you, fuckers. Nice to know the internet thinks I'm a jerk.

"You are a XPYT--Expressive Practical Physical Taker. This makes you a Player."

This is just silly. Go internet quizes, go!


Jack said...

Wow, Mob Boss and Player were the last two things I would describe you as...

T Kwong said...


If you're being sarcastic: bite me.


sex scenes at starbucks said...

i think it's time for you two to strip down and brawl.

wait a minute, let me get a beer.

Ok, i'm back. go.

T Kwong said...

You're so witty.