I'm pretty sure he's gay. Repressed, maybe, but Dumbgasm is on his way to admitting it. My theory is that he is escaping the house with four or six roommates to hide his nighttime "activities" in the garage. Dunno for sure, but I got this feeling...
He mentions it all the time. I'll pull a few quotes:
A recent title:
high five. RAISEYOURHANDIFYOURGAY!!
This title has no relation to the post and we all know that Jack is the only one who got permission from Blogger to do that.
Odd that there is a different lifestyle for me right now.
Not that kind of lifestyle.
A single lifestyle.
Kinda makes a point of it, doesn't he??
Then, of course, there was that whole Trent thing.
I think he might be coming to grips with it though. He had a singles party for S&BJ Day and they had to wear pink to get in. So he had the pinkest of the pink. There's a pic, even. I looked at it really close, thought No, it can't be, and then blew it up to look at it bigger.
Yup. Same Old Navy t-shirt as my daughter.