Going full out, no editing. Still haven't taken off incredibly sexy yet painful high heels. PHF taking babysitter home. 40th birthday party for a couple across the street. Strippers. Wow, I type pretty good drunk.
Guy stripper upstairs:
Why is there always a grannie present??
When asked why not as exciting as chick stripper (read: no babyoil like downstairs with "Skye"):
"Girls like fantasy."
Fuckin' incredible abs though.
my height and body but with boobs. big debate over whether they were technologically advanced or not.
big hit of the evening: taking shots from glass between her thighs (usually done in twos - 5 bux a pop) and then licking whipped cream chaser off nipples. Couldn't find five bucks to get PHF to do it. Jebus that would have turned me on.
Kinda a turnoff how she wiped down with antibacterial wipes between each round though. Nipple piercings were also a turn-off.
But she stayed pretty late.
One guy (whose wife wasn't there) was inordantly interested in blogs and the whole philosphical ramifications of blogging. Took the whole fun out of it but PHF says he was just interested in me. Jackie and Greggie, you came up :)
God did I just use a smilie?? Fuck me. I'm drunk.