Lots of interesting shit on blogs lately. Lots about insomnia and dreaming and not getting laid. Ya think there's any connection??
My friend Beth wrote about going to a naked party. She's got the guts, that's for sure, though she doesn't actually get to go. She says, "All in all, I thought it would be a great exercise in self-discovery. Or at least endurance." I think it's an exercise in irony. The thing about it is when you just barely cover yourself, like with a bikini, guys are supposed to look. But if you're nekkid then they aren't supposed to look.
I went and worked out this morning. Bleh. Hate it. Six o' fucking clock in the fucking am and I'm supposed to work out? The guys were... ehh. Not much to look at. Saw three guy friends, which was weird somehow, too. (Oh, uh, yeah, you guys were looking hot though - in case you're reading today.) And I forgot my ipod. And everyone forgot to brush their teeth.
At least I was half-asleep for it.
Monkey writes about the difference between hot guys and cute guys. I think hot is sexy - pure looks thing, and cute is personality. For example: PHF is both, Cryp is both, Brad Pitt is too hot for cute to matter. One guy thought cute was nigh to an insult. Someone else thought sexy is a different animal altogether. Thoughts on this? Which would you rather be? Hot or cute? Or both? And do guys have categories of attractiveness for chicks?
Onto the main event:
Stole this from Le Chat.
Ten facts about yours truly. Sixty percent rule in effect. You guess which are true.
1. I'm 5' 4".
2. I've experimented with homosexuality.
3. I love to garden.
4. My favorite food is vegetables.
5. I played soccer in high school.
6. I like my sex a little rough.
7. I hate to sleep.
8. I broke my arm in the fifth grade.
9. My favorite holiday is Ash Wednesday.
10. My vision is corrected.
It'll be fun.
OK, well, it'll be mildly amusing. But then, we can't all be Jack, can we?