truth game

Lots of interesting shit on blogs lately. Lots about insomnia and dreaming and not getting laid. Ya think there's any connection??

My friend Beth wrote about going to a naked party. She's got the guts, that's for sure, though she doesn't actually get to go. She says, "All in all, I thought it would be a great exercise in self-discovery. Or at least endurance." I think it's an exercise in irony. The thing about it is when you just barely cover yourself, like with a bikini, guys are supposed to look. But if you're nekkid then they aren't supposed to look.

I went and worked out this morning. Bleh. Hate it. Six o' fucking clock in the fucking am and I'm supposed to work out? The guys were... ehh. Not much to look at. Saw three guy friends, which was weird somehow, too. (Oh, uh, yeah, you guys were looking hot though - in case you're reading today.) And I forgot my ipod. And everyone forgot to brush their teeth.

Yucky.

At least I was half-asleep for it.

Monkey writes about the difference between hot guys and cute guys. I think hot is sexy - pure looks thing, and cute is personality. For example: PHF is both, Cryp is both, Brad Pitt is too hot for cute to matter. One guy thought cute was nigh to an insult. Someone else thought sexy is a different animal altogether. Thoughts on this? Which would you rather be? Hot or cute? Or both? And do guys have categories of attractiveness for chicks?

Onto the main event:

Stole this from Le Chat.

Ten facts about yours truly. Sixty percent rule in effect. You guess which are true.

1. I'm 5' 4".
2. I've experimented with homosexuality.
3. I love to garden.
4. My favorite food is vegetables.
5. I played soccer in high school.
6. I like my sex a little rough.
7. I hate to sleep.
8. I broke my arm in the fifth grade.
9. My favorite holiday is Ash Wednesday.
10. My vision is corrected.

It'll be fun.
OK, well, it'll be mildly amusing. But then, we can't all be Jack, can we?

16 comments:

luke said...

in response to your question about guys rating female attractiveness--one of my friends rates girls as a "(number) beer chick." The number representing the number of beers it would take for him to sleep with her. For ex: "ooh, that girl, she is a six-beer chick." whats missing is the flipside of the equation, literally, how many kegs it would take for the girl to sleep with him.

I'd rather be cute. Hands down. NIce blog here. kudos.

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

If a person gets to the gym before 7am in the morning than the laws of nature should allow the person too have the perfect body!

I know what you mean about the no teeth brushing before going to the gym in the morning, I always brush mine before heading to the gym!

Naked party? Lately I want to wear a t-shirt even in the pool.

you r 4'4"
you played soccor,
your vision was corrected,
you broke your arm
you love gardening
you hate sleep.

How did I do? Will you really tell us what is true and/or not true?

Jack said...

I'd rather be cute. Cute guys actually get the ladies, whereas hot guys merely get the looks. Plus, cute can often turn into full-fledged hot, whereas hot hardly ever turns into cute.

Oh...

1. True
2. False
3. True
4. True
5. True
6. Way True
7. False
8. False
9. False
10. True

What do I win?

sex scenes at starbucks said...

you win the satisfaction of knowing me so well, jack.

he he. i'll post answers tomorrow or sunday. let's give everybody a chance to play.

luke said...

Im gonna go with #2, #4, #7 (judging by your early morning workout comments...), and #9. (Who doesn't like Christmas?)

La Chat Noir said...

Stabbing in the dark ...

3, 5, 6, 10

Greg said...

1. I'm 5' 4".
2. I've experimented with homosexuality.
3. I love to garden.
4. My favorite food is vegetables.
5. I played soccer in high school.
6. I like my sex a little rough.
7. I hate to sleep.
8. I broke my arm in the fifth grade.
9. My favorite holiday is Ash Wednesday.
10. My vision is corrected.

I'm actually considered cute while my brother is considered hot. I guess since he is older than me, and i'm a smaller version of him, i'm automatically deemed cute. Either way, I kind of like being cute although I wouldn't mind being as hot as my brother.

Cute kind of IS an insult. Shouldn't cute be reserved for babies and puppies?

1. true 2. false (i wish it were true?) 3. False (you're too young) 4. False 5. True 6. True (a little rough?) 7. False (who hates sleeping?) 8. True 9. False (ahaha) 10. False

WackyGuy said...

1. I'm 5' 4".
no
2. I've experimented with homosexuality.
Doubtful but you seem to like gay men
3. I love to garden.
no
4. My favorite food is vegetables.
no
5. I played soccer in high school.
yes
6. I like my sex a little rough.
more than likely based on other comments you have made
7. I hate to sleep.
yes
8. I broke my arm in the fifth grade.
yes
9. My favorite holiday is Ash Wednesday.
no, I bet its Halloween
10. My vision is corrected.
no

About the naked party, that would just be totally weird because you generally know people at a party. If you were in a place where you didn’t know anybody it would be easier, at least in my mind. Take for example a nude beach. It would be OK to do with your spouse but if you were traveling with friend...not so much.

At the gym, breath should not matter much since your not there to talk to each other. Can you tell I’m an anti social gym guy? I don’t brush my teeth before I go but I generaly go after work. Maybe I should start packing breath ments.

WackyGuy said...

mints : )

Anonymous said...

1. I'm 5' 4". - true
2. I've experimented with homosexuality. - false
3. I love to garden. - true
4. My favorite food is vegetables. - false
5. I played soccer in high school. - true
6. I like my sex a little rough. - true
7. I hate to sleep. - true
8. I broke my arm in the fifth grade. - true
9. My favorite holiday is Ash Wednesday. - false
10. My vision is corrected. - false

sex scenes at starbucks said...

whoever you are:
the good news is you got a couple right.
the bad news is that 6 are true, 4 are false.
waap-waap-waaaa... please try again.

sex scenes at starbucks said...

ok, I had some caffiene and now I see that you did follow the 60% true guide. So sorry.

Inland, Dreaming said...

I think you're right about the naked party being ironic. Maybe there should be a moment during the party when everyone can stare as much as they want, and then afterward anyone caught staring has to make dinner or do the dishes.

I was pretty sure that 5 were true on the quiz (1, 3, 5, 6, 8), but do you really love vegetables?

Thanks for the link--could you use Inland instead of Beth in the future (just in case I should get so lucky)?

sex scenes at starbucks said...

will do, inland. :D

sex scenes at starbucks said...

Le Chat - are your choices for true or false?

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