a gay war

Ok, apparently some people have come to the brilliant conclusion that Spongebob Squarepants is gay.

Well, duh.

Those right-wingers aren't too quick on the uptake are they?

And Tinky-winky, the purple Teletubby with the "magic bag" (yes, it's a fucking purse) and the triangle on its head, whose gayness was debated a few years back?

I can't believe there was a debate. What do we have to do - show him fucking Dipsy up the ass to clear up the confusion?

And these right-wing assholes are the people running the war. Fuck, we are doomed. Doomed by pure stupidity, I tell ya. You watch, ten years from now it'll be the Iraquis in charge of the US. They're the ones who are getting all the money now anyway.

7 comments:

MC Harv said...

I like my cartoon characters gay, dammit! Ren and Stimpy, G.I. Joe, Aquaman, all of Superfreinds, the list goes on and on!

Bugs Bunny was a transexual. Or at least a crossdresser.

T Kwong said...

So was Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd...

Jack, you just like awesome cartoons, many of which happen to be homo-erotic in nature.

-Thomas

ssas said...

hey those superheros wouldn't have looked half as good without their tights. and no gay, no tights.

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

If you aint a christian you must be gay, according to the right wing.
According to the right wing...oh never mind..it isn't even worth making fun of the fundies.

Yawn

T Kwong said...

I'm sure the more butchy ones are thrilled to hear that.

Making fun of fundies is always fun; it's the only way we can ease the sad.

The Mayor said...

How do you draw the conclusion that the few nut jobs that think spongebob is queer, run the war? I mean that's like saying that because Democrat Senator Robert Byrd is an ex kleagle klansman (fact), that every liberal democrat is a racist, bigotted pig. When in fact, only 90% of liberal democrats are racist biggotted pigs.

ssas said...

Thanks for stopping in.

Well, my reasoning is that anyone who voted for Bush and co is a nutjob (and the right wing showed up in droves to get him elected, didn't they?), and since stupid-is-as-stupid-does, they are likely stupid enough to care whether Spongebob is meant to be gay.

Yup. Lumping them all together like fish in a fry.

But actually, I'm not a particularly political animal, and this isn't a political blog, because that shit is painful boring.

Have a good weekend!