a gay war

Ok, apparently some people have come to the brilliant conclusion that Spongebob Squarepants is gay.

Well, duh.

Those right-wingers aren't too quick on the uptake are they?

And Tinky-winky, the purple Teletubby with the "magic bag" (yes, it's a fucking purse) and the triangle on its head, whose gayness was debated a few years back?

I can't believe there was a debate. What do we have to do - show him fucking Dipsy up the ass to clear up the confusion?

And these right-wing assholes are the people running the war. Fuck, we are doomed. Doomed by pure stupidity, I tell ya. You watch, ten years from now it'll be the Iraquis in charge of the US. They're the ones who are getting all the money now anyway.


Jack said...

I like my cartoon characters gay, dammit! Ren and Stimpy, G.I. Joe, Aquaman, all of Superfreinds, the list goes on and on!

Bugs Bunny was a transexual. Or at least a crossdresser.

T Kwong said...

So was Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd...

Jack, you just like awesome cartoons, many of which happen to be homo-erotic in nature.


sex scenes at starbucks said...

hey those superheros wouldn't have looked half as good without their tights. and no gay, no tights.

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

If you aint a christian you must be gay, according to the right wing.
According to the right wing...oh never mind..it isn't even worth making fun of the fundies.


me said...

I've posted this comment on numerous other sites and I'll say it again. I don't care which ones are gay or not. I think it's best if Spongebob IS gay, I happen to LOVE gay men, they are some of my best girlfriends!!!

T Kwong said...

I'm sure the more butchy ones are thrilled to hear that.

Making fun of fundies is always fun; it's the only way we can ease the sad.

The Mayor said...

How do you draw the conclusion that the few nut jobs that think spongebob is queer, run the war? I mean that's like saying that because Democrat Senator Robert Byrd is an ex kleagle klansman (fact), that every liberal democrat is a racist, bigotted pig. When in fact, only 90% of liberal democrats are racist biggotted pigs.

sex scenes at starbucks said...

Thanks for stopping in.

Well, my reasoning is that anyone who voted for Bush and co is a nutjob (and the right wing showed up in droves to get him elected, didn't they?), and since stupid-is-as-stupid-does, they are likely stupid enough to care whether Spongebob is meant to be gay.

Yup. Lumping them all together like fish in a fry.

But actually, I'm not a particularly political animal, and this isn't a political blog, because that shit is painful boring.

Have a good weekend!