Ok, apparently some people have come to the brilliant conclusion that Spongebob Squarepants is gay.
Those right-wingers aren't too quick on the uptake are they?
And Tinky-winky, the purple Teletubby with the "magic bag" (yes, it's a fucking purse) and the triangle on its head, whose gayness was debated a few years back?
I can't believe there was a debate. What do we have to do - show him fucking Dipsy up the ass to clear up the confusion?
And these right-wing assholes are the people running the war. Fuck, we are doomed. Doomed by pure stupidity, I tell ya. You watch, ten years from now it'll be the Iraquis in charge of the US. They're the ones who are getting all the money now anyway.