even if i had the answers to life, what makes you think i'd tell you?

This post is 100% true, but don't get used to it:

1. I'm 5' 4".
False, I'm 5'.

2. I've experimented with homosexuality.
True.

3. I love to garden.
False. I tried to love it, but I've settled for just not hating it.

4. My favorite food is vegetables.
Yup.

5. I played soccer in high school.
Nope. I should've though. I would have kicked ass.

6. I like my sex a little rough.
Well, as Jack put it...

7. I hate to sleep.
True. I've got better things to do with my time. 6 hours tops.

8. I broke my arm in the fifth grade.
Lie. I've never broken a bone.

9. My favorite holiday is Ash Wednesday.
True. It's not that I hate your average holiday, but I really like grim rituals. I like the whole cross on the forehead thingy. Halloween is ok, but Christmas is a pain in the ass.

10. My vision is corrected.
True. It's pretty bad, too. I wear contacts.

your scores:
Blue - 2
Jack- 1 (After our next B & WS session we'll have to actually talk and get to know each other. *sigh*)
Greg- 1 (Ditto, Greg.)
Wackjob- 1 (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Anon - 2 (You had better make up a handle for yourself, I'm thinking of eliminating anon comments.)
Inland - 1 (And you know my face!)
La Chat - 3 if your choices were for true, 2 if your choices were for false.

A few tidbits on how to beat a test. On a poorly written test the longer answers are often right. (On a well written test - sometimes the opposite is true.) Details make things seem true. How many of you would have chosen #8. I broke my arm in the fifth grade if it had read #8 I broke my arm? (6 out of 7 chose it.) Nearly everyone chose #1 - I'm 5'4" likely for the same reason; also you might know I've said I'm short, so that seems reasonably short to all you giants out there. And as far as the more... outrageous (but true!) claims I made, well, for that I'm a bit disappointed. You should know me better than that by now!!

Thanks for playing and happy Sunday/Monday.

13 comments:

Jack said...

"After our next B & WS session we'll have to actually talk and get to know each other. *sigh*"

Why? I like the mystery of it all.

sex scenes at starbucks said...

that's why the *sigh*. ok, agreed. you can be my mystery man, jackster. hope my answers didn't bust your fantacy at all.

Greg said...

Sex you're the "mysterious author", you must play the part. Although you're allowed to hand out a few insights here and there, as you did here, because I don't suppose knowing you really really like vegetables will kill my fantasy.

sex scenes at starbucks said...

vegetables can be sexy, right??

I was just teasing you and Jack. I know my humor can be biting, but it was meant with loooove and luuuust, as usual.

Jack said...

It certainly wasn't my fantasy that busted.

Greg said...

nicely executed, Jack.

Lunatic said...

No fair, I didn't know we were being graded. I woulda got like 8. Do I get a piece... I mean a prize?

sex scenes at starbucks said...

no prize, just personal satisfaction. or some bullshit like that.

Inland, Dreaming said...

What can I say? I knew you were shorter than I am; does that count? Do I sound defensive yet? OK, I'm defensive! :-)

Vir.ti.go said...

You lie!!! Your favorite food is COOKIES!!!! I hate to tell you how many I got wrong. Lets just say that next time we get drunk together you can't be offended if I make a pass at you. ;D

sex scenes at starbucks said...

i explained my love of veggies over steak tonight, didn't i? however, i can't believe no one called my bluff on BEER!

The Mayor said...

Holy shit, you're a chick?

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