This post is 100% true, but don't get used to it:
1. I'm 5' 4".
False, I'm 5'.
2. I've experimented with homosexuality.
3. I love to garden.
False. I tried to love it, but I've settled for just not hating it.
4. My favorite food is vegetables.
5. I played soccer in high school.
Nope. I should've though. I would have kicked ass.
6. I like my sex a little rough.
Well, as Jack put it...
7. I hate to sleep.
True. I've got better things to do with my time. 6 hours tops.
8. I broke my arm in the fifth grade.
Lie. I've never broken a bone.
9. My favorite holiday is Ash Wednesday.
True. It's not that I hate your average holiday, but I really like grim rituals. I like the whole cross on the forehead thingy. Halloween is ok, but Christmas is a pain in the ass.
10. My vision is corrected.
True. It's pretty bad, too. I wear contacts.
Blue - 2
Jack- 1 (After our next B & WS session we'll have to actually talk and get to know each other. *sigh*)
Greg- 1 (Ditto, Greg.)
Wackjob- 1 (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Anon - 2 (You had better make up a handle for yourself, I'm thinking of eliminating anon comments.)
Inland - 1 (And you know my face!)
La Chat - 3 if your choices were for true, 2 if your choices were for false.
A few tidbits on how to beat a test. On a poorly written test the longer answers are often right. (On a well written test - sometimes the opposite is true.) Details make things seem true. How many of you would have chosen #8. I broke my arm in the fifth grade if it had read #8 I broke my arm? (6 out of 7 chose it.) Nearly everyone chose #1 - I'm 5'4" likely for the same reason; also you might know I've said I'm short, so that seems reasonably short to all you giants out there. And as far as the more... outrageous (but true!) claims I made, well, for that I'm a bit disappointed. You should know me better than that by now!!
Thanks for playing and happy Sunday/Monday.