Saw Troy last night. What a fabulous film. What fabulous acting. What fabulous costumes. What fabulous near-full-frontal-nudity. What an ugly baby.
But it really was a good couples flick because there's lots of fighting and cool computer generated war scenes, as well as there being lots and lots and lots and lots of Brad Pitt (who can carry a movie just by standing there wearing only that little half-smile like he's about to fuck you raw). And Orlando Bloom. And, that other guy who played Hector. And that young cutie who played Patroclus.
I don't have to return it until Wednesday.