god help me, I sound like a mother or something...

So there was this chick at the mall today. She was clearly losing it with her two cute kids who were only playing together. Well, I guess the older one was teasing the younger one a bit, but after all, what are younger siblings for?

Then she did something I couldn’t believe. It was straight out of a fucking movie. She grabbed the older one by the arm and said, “So help me God, if you mess with your sister again I’m going to put you in your room for the rest of the day. And that’s after a spanking that, trust me, you will never forget.”

The kid seemed pretty unimpressed. But then, my son is a tough one to spook.


2 comments:

Jack said...

That kid's going to grow up to be the next Charles Manson.

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or president.