Can't believe I forgot to tell this before, but today after I did about 4000 abs - ok, 170 - some guy (a new guy I've never seen before... weird.) came up to me and asked me why I don't wear stuff that shows off my stomach like that chick over there (another lesser-known gym slut.) Then, of course he had to repeat it because I had my earphones in.
I was speechless. I could have said anything from "Fuck off, fucker." to "Tee hee, that's so flattering. Too bad I'm married." But I lifted up my shirt to show him my stomach. He didn't say anything else and walked off. I guess Sherlock figured out that I was pissed off.
I need a bodyguard.